Eddie Vedder Had Awesome Reaction When He Realized He Was Signing Chris Cornell Photo

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There’s a new eBay auction of a photo signed by Pearl Jam frontman Eddie Vedder and late Soundgarden frontman Chris Cornell, and there’s a funny story behind it.

The auction description states, “THIS IS A GREAT ITEM! THIS IS A SIGNED COLOR 8.5 X 11 INCH PHOTO OF EDDIE VEDDER & CHRIS CORNELL. THIS IS SIGNED ON THE FRONT OF THE PHOTO BY (CHRIS CORNELL & EDDIE VEDDER) IN PERMANENT PENS. EDDIE INSTEAD OF SIGNING WROTE (I’M A LOSER). HE FIRST STARTED TO SIGN THE OTHER SIDE ,BUT THEN NOTICED IT WAS CHRIS. THIS IS THE ONLY ONE OF THESE SIGNED. CHRIS SIGNED THIS WITH HIS EARLY AUTOGRAPH. I GOT BOTH ON THIS ITEM MYSELF IN PERSON. R.I.P. CHRIS CORNELL. THE BEST VOICE IN MUSIC..

I AM CELEBRATING 19 YEARS ON EBAY. ALL OF MY ITEMS ARE SIGNED IN PERSON WHICH MEANS EITHER I SAW IT GET SIGNED OR I GOT IT SIGNED MYSELF. ALL OF MY ITEMS COME WITH A LIFETIME GUARANTEE FROM ME (AUTOGRAPHS99). MY PROOF PHOTOS ARE SHOWN TO SHOW PROOF OF ME MEETING THE CELEBRITY MENTIONED AND DO NOT GO TO THE WINNING BIDDER. RARELY DO YOU SEE ITEMS LISTED ON EBAY SHOWING THE SELLER GETTING THE AUTOGRAPHS OR PICTURES WITH THE CELEBRITY. ALL ITEMS ALSO COME WITH A COA FROM ME (AUTOGRAPHS99). I HAVE BEEN GETTING IN PERSON AUTOGRAPHS SINCE 1984-85. MY ITEMS ARE ALL 100% GENUINE AND I TAKE PRIDE IN MY JOB AND BUSINESS THAT I PROVIDE TO YOU. PLEASE EMAIL ME WITH ANY QUESTIONS YOU MAY HAVE BEFORE BIDDING. I OFFER A 14 DAY MONEY BACK GUARANTEE. THANK YOU FOR LOOKING AT MY AUCTIONS AND GOOD LUCK! PLEASE CHECK OUT MY OTHER ITEMS TOO.”

  • nomad

    Ebay listings now pass as news stories on this site?

    • Alternative Nation

      This article has a shitload of hits already. The eBay/auction stuff does good. Anything involving money does great usually.

  • Jay Volpini

    This article is written terribly. Who edits this stuff?

    • Alternative Nation

      I just posted what the eBayer wrote in his auction listing. Message him on eBay!

    • thumblaster

      It seems as if the article was written by the owner of ” autographs 99″…..was more of a commercial for some autograph seeking d-bag then any news

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  • Ryan Hancock

    Thank God there wasn’t actually a story to go with that headline. That was a close one.

  • Olga Stewart

    And here are the ‘all caps’ again.

    Sigh!