Oasis Announce Kickstarter Reunion Campaign

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Liam Gallagher has unveiled a Kickstarter campaign to reunite Oasis: “Axl and Slash can fuck right off. I’ll reunite Oasis for $500 million, no less mate.”

$100,000 – Champagne Supernova: Watch Liam get wasted on Skype.

$250,000 – Liam will spit in your face.

$500,000 – Liam will punch you in the face.

$1,000,000 – You will help Liam kidnap Noel to force him to participate in the reunion.

$5,000,000 – If Liam cannot kidnap Noel, you will play guitar for Oasis.

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