Oasis’ Noel Gallagher Shits In Neighbor’s Bathtub


Consequence of Sound reports that former Oasis bandmates and brothers Noel and Liam Gallagher were known to break into homes in Manchester decade ago.

British TV host Richard Madely was one of the brothers’ alleged victims, and Gladys Tomlinson told the Sun she might have been another victim in 1989. She said she returned home to find her “knick-knacks and video” stolen. She also said the culprits had taken a shit in her bathtub. “They was beyond the pale,” Gladys remarked, adding: “Pound to a penny that it was one of them that shat in the old bath.”

Noel Gallagher responded to the article on Instagram by posting, “It’s a fair cop guv’. We thought it was Richard Madely’s gaff. Soz Gladys. No offence.”

Noel and Liam were also accomplices in in a string of neighborhood burglaries during their younger years. The partners in crime later became bandmates, and in the last decade bitter enemies shit talking each other in the press.

  • Olga Stewart

    They haven’t really improved much.

    • Kay B

      I shit on my teacher’s desk in kindergarten. She was so mean to me and always clawed my shoulder when disciplining me. So at recess when everyone was out I took a big dookie on her desk. I was asked not to come back. I got whooped for it but it was worth it.

      • Olga Stewart

        Why am I not surprised? :).

        • Kay B

          No one really ever is.

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  • Bill Trepkowski

    Oh, did he leave one of his CDs behind? You know, ’cause his music is…..crap.