Layne Staley’s Secret Alice In Chains Nickname Will Blow You Away

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The Baldy posted a new blog on Alice In Chains’ official tour blog. Read it below:

I shaved my head back in 1993.

This was before every single white guy in America with a receding hairline, low self-esteem, and access to a razor was shaving his head.

The look wasn’t nearly as widespread back then.

Nowadays you don’t look twice at a bald guy unless he has a head shaped like a peanut, but back then it was a bit more uncommon.

So going back to 1993, I was out riding my bike when a school bus full of kids passed by and one of the snotty little brats stuck his head out of the window and shouted “BALDY BALDY BALD!!!”.

The guys were preparing for Lollapalooza at the time, so later that night I went to band rehearsal and told the story, and from that point on, Layne called me Baldy.

Not very imaginative maybe, but it was accurate and it stuck.

(Little known fact: I called Layne Stale Bread. That nickname was just weird and it never caught on with anyone else, but I never stopped using it, and he seemed to like it)

All four band members have nicknames.

In fact all of them have at least a couple, and in some cases many more.

They also have aliases that they use when they check into their hotel rooms.

This is a standard practice for musicians and celebrities, but of course the members of Alice In Chains aren’t like most normal celebrities.

They still behave like 15 year olds in some respects, which means that two of the four aliases are a wee bit on the juvenile side of things.

One of them uses a last name that rhymes with a body part, and the other uses a name that is slang for a body part.

I don’t like having to say either of those names when I’m speaking with hotel staff, so instead of using Jerry’s, I just spell it, which sucks because it’s long.

And I’ve found a way to pronounce Sean’s to make it sound French, which eliminates the nervous giggling when they hear it spoken normally.

It also makes him sound worldly and classy, which is a far cry from how it sounds if you say it like you’re from New Jersey.

So at least there’s a workaround, but I’m hoping they mix things up and find new aliases the next time we go on the road.

Then again, it could actually get worse.

Sean’s alias back in 1993 was Dick Butternuggets after all…

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Brett previously hosted the BWR wrestling and MMA podcast, interviewing pro wrestling and MMA stars like Kurt Angle, Seth Rollins, Quinton "Rampage" Jackson, Bruce Buffer, AJ Styles, Rob Van Dam, Jeff Hardy, Edge, and DDP. After ending BWR, Brett opened GrungeReport.net in May 2009. The site changed its name to AlternativeNation.net in June 2013.  Brett ran Scott Weiland's social media accounts for his final 'Master Blaster' tour in fall 2015 and continued to run the accounts after Weiland's death until July 2016. On Alternative Nation, Brett controls all aspects of the website and reports the day to day news.  He has interviewed members of Pearl Jam, Foo Fighters, Nirvana, Smashing Pumpkins, Soundgarden, Imagine Dragons, Nine Inch Nails, Queens of the Stone Age, Stone Temple Pilots, and The Smiths. Brett has been interviewed by The Wall Street Journal and on the Reelz Channel. You can reach Brett at contact @alternativenation.net