Former Oasis singer Liam Gallagher says he’ll ‘break brother Noel’s bones’ when he finally catches up with him.
Asked in this week’s ES magazine about whether he will ever tire of mocking Noel, he replied: “No. Not at f***ing all. I think he’s had it easy off me.
“It’s only sticks and stones — they won’t break his bones.
“Wait till I bump into the c***. Everything I say is the f***ing truth. I’ve not even dug that deep yet.”
His former wife Patsy Kensit became his latest target as he spoke about their teenage son Lennon’s modeling career.
Taking credit for Lennon’s success, he said: “I mean, there’s some s*** that he’s been f***ing wearing…
“But listen, he’s earning corn, man.
“Where’s my cut? Them two eyebrows, they’re mine, right? So I want a cut of this f***ing wonga.”
“And the f***ing name Gallagher, I want a cut of that as well! He’s like, ‘What d’you mean?’
“I’m like, ‘See how much f***ing work you get if you change your name to Lennon Kensit. Zilch! So where’s my cut?”
In his words, his last three years have revolved around “drinking too much and doing nothing”.
He added: “I’d open the door and get mithered to death straight away.
“People going, ‘Oasis, Oasis, Oasis’ in your face, and it’s like you’re in a bad trip.
“You’re this guy in Oasis, but you’re not doing anything any more.
“You start going, ‘Am I a f***ing has-been? Is this it?’ And you’re sitting there going, ‘Well, maybe it is.’?”
He also discussed his latest divorce.
“I know it was all my own doing and that. But I was just living in ghoul world with f***ing lawyers. Every day.
“If it wasn’t the divorce lawyer, it was the other lawyer.
“It was f***ing grim. They just make it worse.“They f***ing strung it out, mate. They definitely know how long a piece of string is.”