Maynard James Keenan Gets Ass Kicked By Big Name

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Tool frontman Maynard James Keenan has revealed a new photo of himself after having his ‘ass handed’ to him.

Keenan wrote on Instagram, “Was having my ass handed to me by @joel_bouhey. Tapping as fast and often as a blind mans cane. Then I took the prototype @Puscifer Rashguard n Shorts for a test drive. Wow. Pure carnage. More gore than a Lord of the Rings set. I may need to dial this Elven High Magic back before putting these into production. #myprecious #Onerashguardtorulethemall #calmthefuckdown @chieflimao @mauijiujitsuacademy @verdevalleybjj @kevinwillislife.”

UFC fighter Cat Zingano was recently filmed doing pushups in front of Tool frontman Maynard James Keenan. She then gets up, flips him off, and hugs him.

She tweeted, “The last ‘anytime pushups’ complete! Can’t say I’m happy about the doing them on the floor of a UFC or my attire (heels, leather pants, the girls out…) but being out of Maynard’s mercy is a damn relief. Expect redemption, that’s all I have to say @mjkeenan @puscifer @ufc #dick.”

Tool are expected to release their new album in mid-May to mid-July, and they will kick off their 2019 tour in a few weeks.

Tool 2019 Tour Dates:

05-05 Jacksonville, FL – Welcome To Rockville
05-07 Birmingham, AL – Legacy Arena at The BCC
05-08 Louisville, KY – KFC Yum! Center
05-10 Hampton, VA – Hampton Coliseum
05-11 Concord, NC – Epicenter Festival
05-13 St. Louis, MO – Enterprise Center
05-14 Kansas City, MO – Spring Center
05-16 Lincoln, NE – Pinnacle Bank Arena
05-17 Des Moines, IA – Wells Fargo Arena
05-19 Bridgeview, IL – Chicago Open Air Festival
06-02 Berlin, Germany – Mercedes-Benz Arena
06-04 Prague, Czech Republic – O2 Arena
06-05 Vienna, Austria – Wiener Stadhalle
06-07 Nuremberg, Germany – Rock Am Ring Festival
06-09 Nuremberg, Germany – Rock Im Park Festival
06-11 Krakow, Poland – Impact Festival at Tauron Arena
06-13 Florence, Italy – Firenze Rocks Festival
06-16 Donington, England – Download Festival
06-18 Amsterdam, Netherlands – Ziggo Dome
06-20 Copenhagen, Denmark – Copenhell Festival
06-25 Zurich, Switzerland – Hallenstadion
06-28 Werchter, Belgium – Rock Werchter Festival
06-30 Madrid, Spain – Download Festival Spain
07-02 Lisbon, Portugal – Altice Arena

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