Ozzy Osbourne Bandmate Makes Procedure Announcement

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Ozzy Osbourne guitarist Zakk Wylde sees anal bleaching in his own future, according to a new SiriusXM interview (via ToneDeaf).

Wylde was also asked about the future has in store for his band, Black Label Society. The answer? anal bleaching.

“Aside from the anal bleaching and the shaving of the legs… We do a little hot yoga before we get up there on stage. You don’t want to pull a fallopian tube or anything like that. So it’s always health first.”

Wylde told Revolver advice he’d give his younger self if he could in a new interview.

“I would give the advice I give all kids. Make the band your job. Be all in. Obviously the playing and everything is the most important thing. The foundation of the whole thing is loving the instrument and practicing and getting better, the whole nine yards. But I mean, if you opened up a pub, your whole life would revolve around the pub and making it successful. You know what I mean? So if you’re not practicing or playing, you’re working on the merchandise, you’re working on art ideas, you’re working on the album cover, you’re working on everything. Promoting the band and everything.

Younger kids nowadays have social media, which is great. So you can be your own boss. You’re not at anyone’s control by going ‘Oh, boy. I need to get a record deal. If I don’t have one by the time I’m 30 the dream is over.’ Like, no. Be your own boss. Be accountable and responsible for your own success.”