Weezer Are Selling New Album For $25,000

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Weezer have up a hilarious item in their webstore, an Onionesque parody of deluxe/PledgeMusic bundle versions of albums with bonus features. Check out the description below of the ‘ultimate bundle’ version of their upcoming white album.

*THIS IS A PRE-ORDER ITEM*

For $25,000 you’ll get everything in The Ultimate Bundle as well as:

  •  Take a Greyhound to the Galapagos with Rivers where you’ll stay only for a limited time
  • Once you get to the islands, you’ll go bird watching to try and find the elusive White-cheeked pintail
  • You’ll go on a catamaran ride to Charles Darwin Research Station
  • Sing “the British are coming” with Rivers in the Galapagos but replace every lyric about “old king george” to “lonesome george”
  • Enjoy your complimentary signed copy of the album and a pair of tickets to see the band on their summer tour with Panic! At The Disco
  • Finally, you will be named King of the World for a day

 *Please Note*

** You have to pay for Rivers on top of paying the band $25,000

*IMPORTANT INFO*

  • Please note that is a pre-order item with a release date of 4/1/2016. The LP, CD, T-shirt, Hat, Crewneck Sweatshirt, & Frisbee will ship just before the release date of the album. 
  • You will receive a separate email for your digital download on the release date of the album (4/1/2016). 
  • You will be reached out to, by management, to get the sizing of your clothing and to work out the details of the trip!

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