Tool singer Maynard James Keenan promoted tickets for The Dina Martina Christmas Show in Seattle from December 11th – December 27th. The tickets and performances are online, but this angered a fan who thought Keenan was promoting a string of actual live shows with fans in Seattle.
Maynard first tweeted, “Do yourself a favor. Dina Martina Christmas Show. There are Comedians/Performers and then there is @dinamartina ALL others fit neatly below. Link for her tickets here- http://linktr.ee/puscifer Photo by @travis_shinn.”
A fan named Jason responded, “People are still doing live shows? Good to know @mjkeenan endorses covid.” Keenan shot back, “Online, trigger.”
Tickets are $22.50, and the show description states: “‘Tis the season for one of the most surreal and hysterically funny Christmas shows ever: The Dina Martina Christmas Show! Join ‘The Second Lady of Entertainment’ as she welcomes you into her home and fills you with a distant facsimile of the holiday spirit.
Marvel at her fireside chats; question her fashion choices; sit with her at the dinner table and listen in awe as Miss Martina and lauded music man Chris Jeffries ‘interpret’ Christmas songs of all kinds – in English! As you experience Dina Martina’s wonderfully tragic brand of entertainment, you’ll see why she’s elicited these glowing endorsements:
John Waters – ‘Dina Martina goes way beyond drag into some new kind of twisted art!’
Graham Norton – ‘Dina Martina is hilarious like no one else I know!’
Dan Savage – ‘Absolutely high-f**king-larious! Go! Go! GO!’
Michael Musto – ‘Staggeringly funny! A master comic!’
Walk (don’t run) and get your tickets now!”
Do yourself a favor. Dina Martina Christmas Show. There are Comedians/Performers and then there is @dinamartina ALL others fit neatly below. Link for her tickets here- https://t.co/h2qrtnaljy Photo by @travis_shinn pic.twitter.com/gAOADxlfrw
— Maynard J Keenan (@mjkeenan) December 15, 2020