Britney Spears Swears During Incoherent Meltdown


Britney Spears posted an incoherent Instagram rant where she mentioned a Ricky Martin classic and Jack in the Box with a Porsche 911 photo. She then deleted her Instagram.

“Hi πŸ‘‹πŸ» !!! Where are we going ??? I just like the car πŸš— period !!! This safe calm down civilized individual thing I dig !!! This shameless fishing for compliments thing is a safe bet … I mean am I supposed to trust the person beside me to shoot me πŸ“Έ !!! Finding my first ring light is not only cold it be ice y’all πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€β€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈ

Where are my skis cause I’m going naked β›·οΈπŸŽΏ !!! Just kidding πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ !!! Rational people … I had one of these and it disappeared !!! I could sit back and be like MOST and not give anyone anything to think about on Instagram … but interest is what serves most and being good !!! And being good can and will wrap things up in a seashell 🐚 !!!

Living the lavida loco life !!! It’s been a while and yepper skepper depper doba du dom day !!! It gets better because that’s what I aim for !!! Keep coughing playas and just rememeber to watch your back 😌😌😌 !!! Or you might just get caught !!! Yep sucks to be me 😩😩😩 !!! But like the man said at Jack In the Box !!! It’s gonna be ok !!! Clap back 21 times … then kiss my f**king ass 😘😘😘 !!! Psss !!!

Split the banana because we all move on !!! Keep talking shit or maybe it will just rain from the sky !!! Giving someone I love my everything only gives me the dagger in the heart !!! So at this point … I generously serve you my shit … eat my shit πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’© !!! Psss !!! Keep coughing !!!

πŸ“Έ: FRANKFURT – SEPT 2015: Porsche 911 991 Carrera S coupe presented at IAA International Motor Show on September 20, 2015 in Frankfurt, Germany.”