Tool Member Breaks Silence On December Tour Dates

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Tool singer Maynard James Keenan promoted tickets for The Dina Martina Christmas Show in Seattle from December 11th – December 27th. The tickets and performances are online, but this angered a fan who thought Keenan was promoting a string of actual live shows with fans in Seattle.

Maynard first tweeted, “Do yourself a favor. Dina Martina Christmas Show. There are Comedians/Performers and then there is @dinamartina ALL others fit neatly below. Link for her tickets here- http://linktr.ee/puscifer Photo by @travis_shinn.”

A fan named Jason responded, “People are still doing live shows? Good to know @mjkeenan endorses covid.” Keenan shot back, “Online, trigger.”

Tickets are $22.50, and the show description states: “‘Tis the season for one of the most surreal and hysterically funny Christmas shows ever: The Dina Martina Christmas Show! Join ‘The Second Lady of Entertainment’ as she welcomes you into her home and fills you with a distant facsimile of the holiday spirit.

Marvel at her fireside chats; question her fashion choices; sit with her at the dinner table and listen in awe as Miss Martina and lauded music man Chris Jeffries ‘interpret’ Christmas songs of all kinds – in English! As you experience Dina Martina’s wonderfully tragic brand of entertainment, you’ll see why she’s elicited these glowing endorsements:

John Waters – ‘Dina Martina goes way beyond drag into some new kind of twisted art!’

Graham Norton – ‘Dina Martina is hilarious like no one else I know!’

Dan Savage – ‘Absolutely high-f**king-larious! Go! Go! GO!’

Michael Musto – ‘Staggeringly funny! A master comic!’

Walk (don’t run) and get your tickets now!”

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Brett previously hosted the BWR wrestling and MMA podcast, interviewing pro wrestling and MMA stars like Kurt Angle, Seth Rollins, Quinton "Rampage" Jackson, Bruce Buffer, AJ Styles, Rob Van Dam, Jeff Hardy, Edge, and DDP. After ending BWR, Brett opened GrungeReport.net in May 2009. The site changed its name to AlternativeNation.net in June 2013.  Brett ran Scott Weiland's social media accounts for his final 'Master Blaster' tour in fall 2015 and continued to run the accounts after Weiland's death until July 2016. On Alternative Nation, Brett controls all aspects of the website and reports the day to day news.  He has interviewed members of Pearl Jam, Foo Fighters, Nirvana, Smashing Pumpkins, Soundgarden, Imagine Dragons, Nine Inch Nails, Queens of the Stone Age, Stone Temple Pilots, and The Smiths. Brett has been interviewed by The Wall Street Journal and on the Reelz Channel. You can reach Brett at contact @alternativenation.net