Dave Grohl Breaks Leg Again

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Photo by Dustin Halter

Alternative Nation is sad to report that legendary Foo Fighters frontman Dave Grohl has once again broken his leg (and many other bones), as former Creed frontman Scott Stapp has attacked Grohl in his home with a sledgehammer.

Stapp maintains that he was paid to carry out the act, hired by Alternative Nation to generate another endless stream of clickbait stories for the summer of 2016. “Pays better than a solo show,” he reportedly told the cops as he was being escorted out of Grohl’s home in handcuffs.

Alternative Nation denies the claims.

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  • Felonious Punk

    *cue up the usual suspects bitching about how bland Dave Grohl and the Foo Fighters are while Snore Jam gets a pass*

    • Corndog

      Fuck you, punky;)

    • Jesus man the endless whining on and on about it is quite a dull bore.

      some are worse than others (read as ‘you’re alright corn dog’ )and the rubbish about watered down pop rock and musical evolution? I’m cachinnating. it’s fucking ridiculous.

      • Corndog

        Isn’t discussing what music you like, and do not like sort of the point of this site though? There is no harm in discussing such things. Getting all pissy over it and then turning it into a personal battle, now that’s fucking ridiculous. Folks like what they like, and other folks don’t. No point in getting bent out of shape over it. Right now i am surrounded by a bunch of Adele/Bieber listening mofo’s, but i don’t hold it against them.

        I don’t even take Punky’s comments seriously, given that i know he actually likes ‘Snore Jam’, as he has told me many times. Even if he didn’t, well that’s ok too. My enjoyment of a band is not determined by how much others like them too:)

        • right man I quite agree but every grohl comment thread is the same. it’s predictable really. same shit all the time. that’s what I was saying. nobody offers anything othe than grohl sucks, it’s one trick, it’s pop blah blah blah.

          • Corndog

            But Grohl does suck;)

            He also looks like a horse. Can you imagine if he and Sarah Jessica Parker had a baby?? Ever read comics? Total Beta Ray Bill!!

            How’s that?

          • ha a total p-take! lol I’m afraid I’m at a loss over comics. never arsed. but I know who SJP is I would have a go with her you know what I mean?

          • Corndog

            Well i would too just on principle, but i wouldn’t enjoy it. She would need to be facing away too, so as not to ruin the already shaky mood.

          • ah right you never took a fancy to her a bit. ha! I don’t keep my expectations too high.

          • Corndog

            God no. She’s bogging. Still would though. Saying that, I’ve never been one to be picky. I’d do Roseanne Barr:)

          • Right she’s not lush that is certain but I would not say she’s bogging. She’s fit for an old woman ya know! Better than Roseanne she’s butters really man

          • Corndog

            What do you think of Alexandra Daddario? I think she’s beautiful. Keep your filthy paws off her though. I saw her first! That’s my wife. In my dreams…

          • Sorry mate, don’t know who she is so no worries she’s still yours. ๐Ÿ™‚ She is quite lush in comparison to Roseanne. HA!

          • Corndog

            She’s an actress. I saw her in a low rent Texas Chainsaw movie first then in that True Detective show with Woody Harrleson. Now that appearance is definitely worth a Google;) She was also in San Andreas and she’s the new Baywatch hot chick in the movie they’re making. Also, she’s my wife. Did I mention that?

          • I haven’t got a lot of time to watch a lot, however, True Detective yeah! Her baps are splendid! (it was worth a google to recall) I think you mentioned once maybe? ๐Ÿ™‚ She’s alright and she’s missus dog. ๐Ÿ™‚

          • Corndog

            Indeed. She has next level Jebs:)

          • Corndog

            This is Beta Ray Bill:

          • ah great. you are serious aren’t you lol a horse face right. Looks like good fun.

          • Corndog

            I’m always serious, except when I’m not.

            Nah. I’m just taking the piss.

          • HA!

        • Felonious Punk

          Allow me to clarify: I like 1990-2002 PJ. That was a great 12 year run, from Ten to Riot Act.

          Everything post Riot Act has been complete mediocre shite, in my opinion. Bland, boring arena rock just going through the motions. You can say what you want about Dave and the Foos, but In Your Honour, Wasting Light and Sonic Highways absolutely tower over the blandness of the last three PJ albums. Lightening Bolt, especially. That album is as toothless and as banal as they come. Sorry..

          Just my opinion and I’m not trying to start another war or anything. But Pearl Jam post-2002 cannot stand anywhere in the same realm as the Foos, as far as drive, creativity and relevance is concerned.

          • Corndog

            No need to be sorry man. Everyone is entitled to their opinion. Personally, I’d take their last three albums over Riot Act or Binaural any day of the week. You did recently give the eponymous album another go though and from what you said you quite enjoyed it? Can I ask, have you listened to Backspacer or LB more than once? Some great tracks on both. I think toothless is a little harsh. I would argue about drive and creativity, but I don’t Care about relevance. Relevant to who? To what? I doubt the band care about that either. Just remember your uncle Eddie still loves you.

  • What you should all be talking about is how awesome that photo of Dave Grohl is and how it must have taken the “artist” hours for all the cutting, pasting, and blending. Seriously, you got to give props, that shit is hilarious.

    • Beefcake

      Looks pretty fucking lame to me. Photoshop isn’t difficult to use by any means.