Foo Fighters Reveal What It’s Like To Get Colonic, How To Fix Fat Butts

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Foo Fighters members Dave Grohl and Taylor Hawkins talked getting colonics and how to make your butt look smaller on a recent episode of Jonesy’s Jukebox on KLOS. Grohl spoke with a British accent for the entire episode, imitating usual host Steve Jones. Alternative Nation transcribed the conversation.

Dave: I feel great, I’m on a cleanse. I’ve been cleansing, you know.

Taylor: Do you got to get one of those things?

Dave: A colonic.

Taylor: Where they stick a tube up your backside.

Dave: I’ve had a colonic.

Taylor: My wife made me go get one once, I did not like it. I felt violated.

Dave: I think they’re great, it makes you feel clear. Right, it makes you feel right.

Taylor: I had a woman give me it, which is even more gnarly.

Dave: Not sure I need to know that Taylor, but thanks for that.

Grohl later discussed how to make your butt look smaller.

“Do you know what, every time I hear that name Sparks, makes me think of them underwears that people wear to make their bums look smaller. What is that called? Spanks.”

He added, “I think people where them to [make their butt look nice]. It squeezes them into funny shapes.”