Jack White has responded to the U.S. striking Iran today.
“Don’t you love seeing him declare war on a country while wearing a trucker hat that says “USA” on it? Behold the leader of the “Board of Peace”. For the next war announcement donny, may I suggest having your feet up on the Resolute desk while eating a Big Mac in a velvet track suit? Venezuela, Greenland, Iran, Cuba, what’s the difference right? don jr. and barron won’t have to fight or die, just other people’s children, so…invade and bomb away! New sign ups for the “board of peace” starting at one billion dollars! Can you believe donny hasn’t received a real Nobel Peace Prize yet? Unfair! Maybe in his third term he’ll get one.”
On February 28, 2026, the United States and Israel launched a coordinated military assault against the Islamic Republic of Iran, marking a major escalation in regional conflict. Early Saturday morning, Israeli forces and U.S. military assets carried out air and missile strikes on multiple Iranian cities and strategic installations, including military infrastructure, intelligence sites, and areas near Tehran. The operation, described by Israeli officials as a “pre-emptive attack,” followed weeks of rising tensions over Iran’s nuclear program after diplomatic negotiations failed to produce an agreement.
Iranian authorities reported widespread casualties and destruction across the country, with state media reporting that hundreds of civilians have been killed or injured. Among the dead were dozens of young girls when a girls’ elementary school in Minab, Hormozgan province, was struck during the strikes, according to Iranian official figures.
Israeli officials also claimed that Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei was killed in the attacks, though that assertion has not been independently verified and remains contested by Iranian sources.
In retaliation, Iran’s Revolutionary Guard launched missiles and drones toward Israel and U.S. military bases in the region, prompting alarms and defensive actions in several Gulf states.
The assault has triggered global diplomatic concern, emergency UN discussions, and market instability, as world leaders call for de-escalation amid fears of wider conflict.
