Watch Tool Singer Maynard James Keenan Bizarrely Clean Beard


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Tool and A Perfect Circle frontman Maynard James Keenan recently released a video of himself pulling and blow drying winemaking collaborator Aaron Weiss’ beard. Keenan wrote on Instagram, “Speaking of landlocked Pirates… A dry pirate is a happy pirate. #sevenyearitch #showusyourbooty #harvestshenanigans @odditywinecollective @four8wineworks @caduceuscellars @merkinosteria @arizonavigneronsalliance @deliriouswerewolf videographer- @timwhite7.”

He also recently posted on Instagram, “Happy Birthday to my Salvation, my Balance, my All. @licoricelust #somanygoddamnleos.”

Keenan recently wrote about meeting Johnny Depp.

“Forgot to post this from @graspopmetalmeeting in Belgium. Last time I saw Johnny, I was workin as a props & art dog on a Tom Petty video, ‘Into the Great Wide Open.’ Johnny was on break from filming ‘Arizona Dream.’ (w Lilly Taylor, Faye Dunaway, Vincent Gallo, and Jerry Lewis.) He was one of the 1st people to receive an early 4-Track cassette demo of Tool tracks, pre-Opiate. Also pictured is some guy named @icet (killa) @hollywoodvampires @bodycountofficial @alicecooper #johnnydepp photo by @rosshalfin #buckaroo.”

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  • Christopher Zeitz

    Very cool stuff and love the diversity between Tea, MJK & Depp.

  • Jason Kustra

    I feel like I’m reading a stalker’s diary.

  • Disqusted

    That’s Brett Buchanan for you. He thinks having Instagram makes him a reporter. Like no one else can follow social media on their own. He’s been doing this for so long now that instead of getting pissed I’m amused to see what banal crap he comes up with next. And to read the comments. That’s the best part.