Foo Fighters Ban Bizarre List Of Items From Seattle Show


Foo Fighters are performing at Safeco Field in Seattle on Saturday night for a stop on their Concrete and Gold Tour, and King 5 have posted a list of banned items.

Concert-goers attending the show will need to review an updated list of prohibited items banned from Safeco Field. The list typically includes weapons, fireworks, pets, drones and other hazards. But the list of banned items published for this weekend’s concert includes a few unique ones, like “unflattering photos of Ryan Seacrest” and “Creem magazines that do not mention Ted Nugent.”

Foo Fighters are no stranger to a joke, but who knows what the punishment is for sneaking in one of these items:

Unflattering photos of Ryan Seacrest
Mixtapes not in CD format
Pirated VHS tapes of Land of the Lost, the series
Creem magazines that do not mention Ted Nugent
Any mention of Friendster OR Webster (staring Emmanuel Lewis)
Beige or mustard colored macramé wall hangings
Leg warmers
Wallet Chains
Free radicals (including antioxidants or Hong Kong Phooey (as voiced by Scatman Crothers)
Derogatory press clippings of Shania Twain
Waist Packs
Any pencil that isn’t number two (2) pencil
Homemade nut milks