Led Zeppelin Icon’s Privates Described By Famous Actor

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Joe Rogan recently interviewed Bryan Callen on his show, and they discussed Led Zeppelin and Robert Plant. Alternative Nation transcribed their comments.

Callen: He apparently was wearing the blouse or dresses, or t-shirts that the girl he had the night before had worn.

Rogan: That’s what he would wear on stage?

Callen: That’s what I heard.

Rogan: He probably fucked his way through the planet.

Callen: Bring up his shirts, he always wore girls shirts that were too small for him.

Rogan: You could always see his hog in his pants. He always had his hog pressed to the side.

Callen: Every heavy metal band in the Eighties – Poison, Motley Crue, you name it, they all had a blonde lead singer with a high pitched voice. That’s because their hero is Mr. Robert Plant.

[Jamie the producer pulls up a suggestive picture of Plant.]

Callen: There he is wearing a girl’s shirt.

Rogan: That’s amazing. That shirt barely fits him.

Callen: Damn right.

Rogan: What a crazy life that guy led. I don’t think any of us will be able to understand, even if you became the new Led Zeppelin you would never understand what it’s like to be Led Zeppelin.

Callen: In the Seventies?

Rogan: In the Seventies.

Callen: What!

Rogan: Like, imagine if you today became the next big rock band…

Callen: It doesn’t matter there are too many people watching you.

Rogan: Well it’s not just that, there are too many people watching you and there’s a lot of you. You gotta think back to when Robert Plant was Robert Plant.

Callen: You were royalty, you were literally like a king.

Rogan: Yeah you had The Who, The Rolling Stones, you had Elton John. You had people, you had people but maybe you had thirty, thirty big name artists. Maybe…

Callen: Maybe.

Rogan: Maybe one hundred. Let’s get crazy and say it’s a hundred.

Callen: You got Pink Floyd, you got The Who, The Beatles obviously…

Rogan: AC/DC. Yeah, you got a whole lot of shit, you got a lot going on back then, you know?