Maynard James Keenan Brutally Rips Motley Crue Lie

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Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee recently went on a vicious tirade against President Donald Trump and conservatives that got widespread media coverage, but Tool frontman Maynard James Keenan doesn’t believe he even wrote it. Slipknot frontman Corey Taylor recently reacted to a new Tool album Fear Inoculum bombshell.

A fan wrote to Keenan on Twitter, “Hey @puscifer, there’s comedy and then there’s this stupidity…”

Keenan responded, “And it gets funnier. He didn’t even write it. #comedyfirstandalways #everyoneisamess”

A Motley Crue member recently made an emotional HIV and AIDS remark. Lee had written, “You Trumpsters better pray that liberals never gain control of the WH [White House] again because we are going to pay you back so f**king hard for all of this shit. Planned Parenthoods on every damn corner.  We’re going to re-paint Air Force One, pussy hat pink and fly it over your beloved Bible Belt six days a week, tossing birth control pills, condoms, and atheist literature from the cockpit.

We’re going to tax your mega churches so bad that Joel Olsteen will need to get a job at Chik Fil A to pay his light bill. Speaking of Chik Fil A, we’re buying all those and giving them to any LGBTQ person that your sick cult leaders tortured with conversion therapy. Have fun with the new menu you bigoted f**ks. Try the McPence. It’s a boiled, unseasoned chicken breast that you have to eat in the closet with your mother.

We’re going to gather up ALL of your guns, melt them down and turn them into a gargantuan metal mountain emblazoned with the face of Hillary Clinton. ALL parks will be renamed Rosa Parks ASAP. We’re replacing Confederate statues with BLM [Black Lives Matter] leaders and Mexican immigrants. Every single public school will be renamed after a child that was kidnapped by this regime. And after we fumigate the WH, we’re repainting the whole thing rainbow.

Fox News will be taken over and turned into a family refugee shelter. We’re turning [Sean] Hannity’s office into a giant unisex bathroom with changing tables and free tampons. And every single time a Trumpster complains about any of the changes, we’re adding an openly gay character to a Disney movie.”

Maynard James Keenan recently discussed heroin with Joe Rogan, “Kind of on topic, but kind of off-topic but the purpose when Oxycotin first came out was that they discovered in that drug something that interrupted and helped people who were, you know, meth and heroin addicts. It was helping them get sober and getting them off the heroin because it replaced that feeling that was getting – the dopamine, womb-like feeling