Motley Crue Reveal Insane Thing Ozzy Osbourne Snorted

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In a new Page Six interview, Motley Crue bassist Nikki Sixx was asked if the rumors are true that legendary Black Sabbath frontman Ozzy Osbourne snorted ants in front of him.

“Of course, of course. We were a wild young band, and he kind of took us under his wing, and we thought we could compete with that, but you can’t with Ozzy. He won.”

The story was featured in the Motley Crue book The Dirt.

“I handed him the straw, and he walked over to a crack in the sidewalk and bent over it. I saw a long column of ants, marching to a little dugout built where the pavement met the dirt. And as I thought, ‘No, he wouldn’t,’ he did. He put the straw to his nose and, with his bare white ass peeking out from under the dress like a sliced honeydew, sent the entire line of ants tickling up his nose with a single, monstrous snort.

He stood up, reared back his head, and concluded with a powerful rightnostriled sniff that probably sent a stray ant or two dripping down his throat. Then he hiked up the sundress, grabbed his dick, and pissed on the pavement. Without even looking at his growing audience–everyone on the tour was watching him while the old women and families on the pool deck were pretending not to–he knelt down and, getting the dress soggy in the puddle, lapped it up. He didn’t just flick it with his tongue, he took a half-dozen long, lingering, and thorough strokes, like a cat. Then he stood up and, eyes blazing and mouth wet with urine, looked straight at me. ‘Do that, Sixx!'”

  • Salamander Fandango

    Hey Brett, who is this interview with?

    • Kincaid Famosa

      Hilarious. Apparently the new norm is to kick you in the dick with ad’s (thanks Ublock) and then saying journalism is bad cuz you know the shits free right?

    • Mikey 🐮💩🐙🐧🐒🐸🐰

      it’s with Dave Dominguez… sound engineer guy. You’d think he would have bothered to at least mention who the whole interview is with.

  • Bryan Bedgood

    Most of us old schoolers knew about this in 1989. No less hilarious though every time I hear about it.

  • Michael Rich

    Yeah, it was on their behind the music 20 years ago. Thanks for the breaking news.